• Wondering why the person who invests all your money is called a broker?.
• Wondering why you begin to pick up speed once you get over the hill?
• And if you have a bunch of odds & ends and you get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
• Just wondering!

• I'm just wondering why the procrastinator's convention was postponed.
• Wondering why the prevaricator's meeting never happened like they said it would.
• I'm wondering why I saw a billboard that said "Illiterate? Write for help!"
• Just wondering!

• Just wondering why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie? (maybe we should ask our government)
• Wondering why we use the word "politics" to describe the process. "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" of course are those little blood sucking creatures!
• Wondering why I don't like political jokes. Then again, I've seen too many of them get elected!
• I'm wondering why toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would ever eat
• Why is it if you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day
• If we weren't meant to eat late at night why is there a light in the refrigerator
• Just wondering!

• Wondering just how fast lightning would be if it didn't zigzag
• And if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Wondering why sheep don't shrink when it rains
• Just Wondering…thinking on a few things

• I'm wondering why opportunity only knocks once but temptation bangs on your door forever
• Wondering why some people's minds are like concrete…thoroughly mixed up and permanently set
• And who is Murphy and why does he get his own law?
• I'm just wondering!

• Do the alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same melody? (okay, now I'm wondering why you're sitting there singing those two songs)
• And if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
• And think about this…what if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
• I'm just wondering!

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